That’s right! Here at Moon Chimps Media LLC, we take Christmas very seriously. Or as some cool kids call it, “Yuletide” or even “Yuletime-Christ-fest.”
So of course in our coffee-powered imagination, we have decided to offer free Christmas cards to all twelve of our rabid fans.
We will upload a couple very special Christmas cards as we approach Yuletime Christ-fest. You good folks can send them as e-cards, jerk off to them in the bathroom, or print them out and give them to your liked ones and your loved ones.
Merry Yuletime Christ-fest,
With plenty of mistletoe and Bill Cosby eggnog,
-Moon Chimps Media LLC