How to Quit Your Job And Work from Home Selling HGH (8 steps)

Hey, do you want to know how to quit your job and work from home selling HGH? Well, you’re in the right place.

I’ve been working at a factory for about 6 months, and for weeks, one guy named John has been talking about quitting his job and working from home selling HGH.

John told me that the main reasons selling HGH is so appealing to him, is because it is a low-cost  business. It is cheap to start, sometimes with only $50. That’s right, you can start a business selling HGH from home for only fifty dollars. It is a cheap business to start.

In fact, John has done months of research on the topic of quitting your job and working from home selling HGH. When he told me he condensed those months of research into a guide of only 1500 words, I knew I had to share his guide with the world. So here it is.

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John’s Guide to Quitting Your Job and Working From Home Selling HGH

Now, you might be saying to yourself…what exactly is HGH? What does HGH stand for? And isn’t HGH an illegal substance?

Is HGH an illegal substance?

Yes, HGH is an illegal substance. Unless you are a medical doctor or pharmacist with a valid and current license, you are not allowed to order or sell HGH.  Or else you totes go to prison.

What does HGH stand for?

HGH stands for Human Growth Hormone.

What exactly is HGH?

HGH is a hormone that is used recreationally (and illegally) to build muscle and improve athletic performance. For a detailed description, you can read WebMD.

You know what, we’ll give you a minute to read that article.

You done? Okay great.

Remember, this is a 8-step guide to quitting your job to work from home selling HGH.

Step 1) Get HIV/AIDS.  Once you get AIDS, go to a doctor right away to get a prescription for HGH. Remember, you’re doing this to quit your job and live life on your own terms.

Now, just because quitting your job and selling hgh from home is quick and simple, does not mean it is easy. If it was easy to quit your job and sell hgh from home, everyone would do it.

To get AIDS, there are a couple ways.

A) You can share needles with heroin users. There are a few side benefits to sharing needles with heroin users.
-You get to feel good about reusing needles and keeping them out of a landfill. Reduce reuse recycle,  do your part for Mother Earth.
-It’s a great way to kick back and relax at the end of a long day
-You can network with heroin users to find a reliable source of used needles. You can then rinse the needles with warm water and soap, and reuse them to sell with your HGH.

B) You can have unprotected sex with people who are HIV Positive
-To meet people who are HIV positive, your best bet is to make a profile at Date HIV.

Step 2) Get a legal prescription for HGH
Now that you have HIV, head to a doctor to make sure you actually have it. If you do, ask for an HGH prescription to prevent muscle wasting. If your doctor is nice, and you say please, they will probably help you out.

Remember that wait times at Clinics and Hospitals are often very long, usually many hours. So make sure to bring comfortable clothes and shoes. Bring a couple forms of entertainment as well, such as: A magazine, iPod, book, or handheld video game. If you have children, make sure to arrange a babysitter for the day as children can grow restless in waiting rooms. When you’re quitting your job to sell hgh from home, you need to minimise stress to focus on your business.

3) Visualization

As many anonymous bloggers will tell you, the key to starting your own business is: confidence. And visualization. And, being yourself.

To achieve a peak state of visualization and confidence and being yourself, you need to listen to a lot of rap music about other people selling illegal drugs and watch a lot of TV shows and documentaries about other people selling illegal drugs.

If you want to quit your job and work from home selling HGH, you need to listen to Gucci Mane’s new mixtape in 2017: Trap Legend.

 

 

4)  Look like an Authority

If you want to sell HGH, you need to look like an authority.  You need to look like Rich Piana. You need a back and V-taper as wide as a piano. You need to have arms that look like your buddy cut your skin open with a razor blade and stuffed your biceps and triceps with dead hamsters and then stitched them back up.

If you really want to quit your job and work from home selling hgh, you should’ve spent the last four to seven years lifting weights and eating a bulking diet to add as much muscle as possible.

As David Chilton says in his book the Wealthy Barber:

“The best time to plant an oak tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is today.”

And as Warren Buffet once said:

“Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”

If you want to quit your job and work from home selling HGH, you have to do first things first and be a bodybuilder for four to seven years.

Once you have built an aggressive amount of muscle,  have tested positive for HIV/AIDS, and have a legal prescription for HGH, it is time to really put that prescription to good use and start lifting weights with even more dedication and focus.

Note: You may find it difficult to have the energy to lift weights when you have HIV/AIDS, so we recommend RED Coffee to get energy for your workouts. RED Coffee is great tasting, high-quality coffee for people with or without HIV.  Even if you last test came up HIV-Negative, RED Coffee might still be the best-tasting coffee for you.

Step 5) Go To Medical School

In order to prescribe HGH in Canada, USA,  Australia,  New Zealand, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Denmark, Norway, Brazil, or India…you need to be a fully licensed medical doctor.

To become a fully licensed medical doctor, is is very simple.

Do you currently have a bachelors degree with all the required courses to apply for medical school?

Do you already have lots of volunteer hours, letters of recommendation,  and relevant work experience?

Do you already have a letter of acceptance from a medical school, all your textbooks, and a start date?

If you do, just go to medical school! 

Note: You may find it difficult to have the energy to study when you have HIV/AIDS, so we recommend RED Coffee to get energy for your studying. RED Coffee is great tasting, high-quality coffee for people with or without HIV.  Even if you last test came up HIV-Negative, RED Coffee might still be the best-tasting coffee for you.
Step 6) Buy an empty lot in an area of your city which is zoned commercial and build a private medical practice there, with your own bachelor pad on the top floor.

Now that you’re a licensed physician(Oh yeah you have to pass all your classes and your exam at the end),

AND

you’ve met a bunch of real estate investors who want to help you buy a lot in a zoned commercial area and build a private medical practice there with your own bachelor pad on the top floor  (Just make some posts on the BiggerPockets.com forum I”m sure you’ll find somebody)

It’s time to break ground and get even closer to your dream of quitting your job and working from home selling hgh.

Step 7) Quit your job and work from home selling HGH

You’ve finally made it.

You tested HIV positive.
You got a legal prescription for HGH.
You used visualization.
You made yourself an authority on HGH by looking like a bodybuilder.
You went to medical school and became a licensed physician.
You bought an empty lot in an area of your city which is zoned commercial and built a private medical practice there, with your own bachelor pad on the top floor.

Now it’s time to live the life of your dreams.

You can stay up all night partying, and wake up whenever you want.

You can quit your job.

And whenever you do wake up at your 2nd floor bachelor pad, you can take the elevator downstairs wearing jogging pants and a ratty stained Budweiser shirt, a big mug of RED Coffee in your hand.

When the elevator doors open you will see a waiting room full of various patients, with all different ailments. Some have tuberculosis, some have 3rd degree burns, some have a weird rash on their balls and they need you to take a gander. Some will have ear infections. Some will have Planters warts all over their troll-like hands and will want you to remove the warts.

And then, one day. It might not be the first week. It might not be the first month. It might not be the first year.

But one day.

One day someone will come in for an HIV-test and it’ll come out positive. And then, and only then, can you legally work from home selling hgh.  How magical that day will be.

John

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