Sam Hyde Has Released His Own Video Game called Cocaine Diesel.
In the sake of journalistic integrity, I took the personal sacrafice of time and attention to try to download Sam Hyde’s new game. Fortunately or unfortunately, after downloading Cocaine Diesel and it’s updates, the launcher wasn’t working. So I never got any actual gameplay to report back on.
After the launcher wasn’t working, I checked the game website to see if there was any info…
So yeah, the launcher doesn’t work. It’s not 100% ready yet. But when I popped into the discord chat, it seemed like it was working for the other people. Guess I just wasn’t cool enough this time.
I’ll let the Madman himself describe the game(aka I do no real journalism and just copy-paste):
Cocaine Diesel is a social first person shooter with an emphasis on drug promotion and criminal lifestyles. Meet the absolute scum of the internet on your tramautizing adventure through the most squalid corner of the web formerly known as WARSOW PICKUP.
-team-based tactical hooliganism webnovela
-optomized for esports and aesthetics
-art of respect codex
-meet fun and interesting people
Sam Hyde uploaded a video in 2014 talking about this game, but considering that was 4 fucking years ago, he was probably talking about a different game? You be the judge.
Some notable quoatables:
Sam Hyde:You’re gonna like the game, okay!
Sam Hyde: But it’s not a scam! The whole plan from the get-go was to deliver a game! And to have it sort of be laced with MDE humor. It would be funny. You would really like it! You’re gonna like it, okay.
Sam Hyde: I wanna give you a game that’s gonna make you laugh. And that’s what I’m gonna do. Give you a funny – a sexy- game. With all the pony slit – all the hot pony horse slit you can handle. All the horse slit in the world. It’s all yours.
So, what say you reader? Do you download it, give it a try, and report back with a comment?
The download link for Sam Hyde’s video game Cocaine Diesel and discord chat is here.
I’ll leave the light on for you.